"The greatest G-rated not-for-profit show on the planet,
hosted by the coolest R-rated all-for-profit DJ on the planet!"

Nutrition Facts: (Percent Daily Value based on a 2000-calorie diet)

Good Music 13g.....62.1%

Bad Humor 28g.....37.4%

Contains less than 1% daily values of the following:

Bad music, good humor (not the ice cream), Good Humor (the ice cream), female interaction, and iron

INGREDIENTS:

Punk, rock, indie rock, 80's, underground, whatever I feel like playing at the time, and yellow #5

May contain trace amounts of nuts.

It's good music, right?

That's right. If you thought that you were listening to good

music before my show, then let me be the first to tell you that

you weren't. Even if the music you were listening to was the

same music that I play on my show, then it just wasn't good

before I played it. Anyway the point is LISTEN TO MY SHOW.

Hear what people have to say:

Listen to the show that is "breath-takingly hilarious" and "off the hizzle for rizzle".

"It's absolutely the funniest show that has ever occured in the history of anything that does or does not exist!"

-raved DJ ****** in a blatently shameless attempt to promote his own show while talking to someone at lunch that didn't know that he himself was DJ ******.

"The greatest G-rated not-for-profit show on the planet, hosted by the coolest R-rated all-for-profit DJ on the planet!"

It's good music, right?

Hear what people have to say:

"The greatest G-rated not-for-profit show on the planet,
hosted by the coolest R-rated all-for-profit DJ on the planet!"